Things that shit me

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Re: Things that shit me

Postby General Ashnak Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:13 pm

Randoms posting on the AUFC Facebook page wanting to trial with the club. Seriously WTF do they think is going to happen? The club is going to contact them and fly them over from where ever they are, I don't think so!
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby bundibundi Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:43 am

People who find ethnic comedians funny because they make jokes about themselves and their culture which yet when a someone else makes a joke about another culture, stereotypical or not they are quick to call them racist.
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby shinAUFC Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:05 am

People who find ethnic comedians funny because they make jokes about themselves and their culture which yet when a someone else makes a joke about another culture, stereotypical or not they are quick to call them racist.
Take a step up from that, remember steady eddy?
Ppl who slap the label of truth on the 1st thing they hear, do it out of ignorance, convenience or cant be bothered picking through a thin layer of falsehood to find the real truth, or possibly even another lie
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby General Ashnak Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:01 am

He was a brilliant stand up comic.
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby blahblah Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:58 am

Take a step up from that, remember steady eddy?
I booked him for the Uni SA Bar back in the day.
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby Dave in Port Redland Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:19 am

Not being able to attend all home games due to my current living in the middle of nowhere situation.

not being in the ACL and therefore having no football to watch until next season, ok there is football to watch but who really gives a rat's about some club that isn't from Adelaide.

Meatheaded code wars wankers.

Hippies. lost little hippies with no real understanding of the world. All of whom turn into corporate raiders and accountants later in life.

Tony Abbot really shits me. I am no real fan of the ranga either but he really shits me with no rational reasoning behind it.
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby jasonkv Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:59 am

This could get long and ugly;

Liverpool FC, their fans and their massive inferiority complex

The song Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode, and all 236 football clubs that have adapted it.

John Cena

The word "Cannae" WTF is that? It has the same amount of letters as cannot, and makes you sound like an idiot. And when typed or written it's even worse.

How people want to sign YNWA at Adelaide United games. Fuck. Off.

People who wear Liverpool or Man Utd shirts to Adelaide games 'because it's red'. If you want to a PL shirt to a game, at least make sure it's fluro ;)

People who boo Bruce Djite, except when he is time wasting.

That is all, for now.
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby Agostinho Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:12 am

The word "Cannae" WTF is that? It has the same amount of letters as cannot, and makes you sound like an idiot. And when typed or written it's even worse.
It's Scotch dialect, but I think you already know that.
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby Old Gregg Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:44 am

-People that spell disgrace 'discrace'
-People that don't understand that the adjective form is 'biased', not 'bias'
-People that apply English slang to Australian football ('gaffer', etc) and chant with an English accent for no good reason other than thinking 'U-NI-TED' sounds more authentic that way.
-7 month off-season
-Rangers/Celtic fans. For some reason they just cannae give it a fookin rest, despite living as far away from Glasgow as is humanly possible. Fuck the Queen AND the Pope as far as I'm concerned.
-'YNWA' also gets my vote.
-Sydneysiders that refer to Sydney FC as 'The FC'. The Football Club? for fucks sake...
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby jasonkv Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:58 pm

Thought of a few more today; this is quite therapeutic actually.

Old Gregg for saying cannae :P

The Footballnews forum. I feel dumber everytime I read it tbh.

The fact Chelsea TV isn't on Setanta anymore.

Samuel Eto'o

The fact that Steven Gerrard got to captain my country. What a fucking joke.
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby General Ashnak Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:37 pm

skinet on 442.
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby ThatDickw/theGlasses Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:13 pm

Samuel Eto'o
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby bundibundi Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:37 am

Condensed milk. Its far too sweet and brasilians put it on absolutely everything.
Serbs vs Croats / Greece vs Macedonia etc on forums such as footballnews & twg
The Frederick on 442.
People who post on A-League forums about how shit the A-League is.
People in general.
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby sevengoals Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:08 am

-7 month off-season
Hear, Hear!
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Re: Things that shit me

Postby bensy Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:38 pm

ah... had a good one and I forgot it! that shits me.

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