Things that shit me

[Old Gregg]

The thread for airing petty grievances, gripes and frustrations, and narcissistic whinges


Some things that shit me:

- People that don't press the button when they get to an intersection, thus making me miss the 'walk' signal and cross on the red man.

- People (including media commentators and FFA officials) that don't know the difference between the A-League 'Premiership' and 'Championship', it's not that hard ffs.

- Destroying all my football socks in a few wears because most shops only have thin useless ones.

- The fact that the seat on my toilet falls down, meaning I have to hold it up with one hand whilst relieving myself.

- People that whinge that there's nothing to do in Adelaide, yet have very few actual interests outside of going to the pub with mates, etc. Seriously, we've got it pretty good here.

- All those fuckers that clog up the roads every day by driving to & from work with nobody else in the car. Car pool, people. Or, better, catch the friggin bus. (and, if you're driving to work on your own, don't complain about the cost of parking.)

- Very rarely any surf on the mid coast / metro beaches. Fuck you Kangaroo Island.

- Going to a relatively trendy bar and finding that the entire beer selection is a bunch of very similar mass-produced lagers from around the world. If I have to pay over the odds for drinks, at least give me some variety.

- Summer music festivals, they're all the fucking same, and i'm getting way way more picky about music than I used to be. In the immortal words of Roger Murtagh, I'm gettin' too old for this shit.

[David Votoupal]

I'd fill up a few volumes here.

[Mr. Happy]

- People that whinge that there's nothing to do in Adelaide, yet have very few actual interests outside of going to the pub with mates, etc. Seriously, we've got it pretty good here.

- Going to a relatively trendy bar and finding that the entire beer selection is a bunch of very similar mass-produced lagers from around the world. If I have to pay over the odds for drinks, at least give me some variety.

People who have no idea how to walk, they walk slowly in a formation, stopping every so often in an effort to stop you getting anywhere.

Women who stop for a chat in the middle of the street whilst hundreds of people squeeze past, yet they don't think of fucking moving because they're a set of retards.

People who take 20 minutes to open the door when getting off/on the train/tram, they just stand there staring at the door until I say "for fucks sake".

Bar staff who are incapable of keeping track of who arrived at the bar in which order so some bint who's strutted up ends up getting served before you who's been waiting 10minutes, customers who don't point out other patrons who've been waiting longer than them.

Preachers, just because your life is an absolute waste don't try and make everybody else's.

Shopkeepers/ Bus Drivers/ Taxi Drivers etc. who don't have change, inform you of this as you're trying to pay and then just stare at you for a bit. What do you want me to do? Rip up my note into an approximate value? After a while they realise they do have change.

Man United fans.

[General Ashnak]

Melbourne Victory - nothing more needs to be said.

The code war, FFS people let it die.

Only having been able to catch up with Stephen out of the AUFC fans I chat with online IRL for a beer before/at/after the game.

[Stobes]

Victorians who think Melbourne > anywhere else.

[double07]

- All those fuckers that clog up the roads every day by driving to & from work with nobody else in the car. Car pool, people. Or, better, catch the friggin bus. (and, if you're driving to work on your own, don't complain about the cost of parking.)

QFT... got myself a scooter and a push bike which sorts out my commute

[Old Gregg]

- People that get into an elevator when there are people inside that need to get out first (same goes for trains & buses).

- The way IKEA makes you walk for 4km through the entire shop before you can reach the exit.

- The creepy guy on that ad that says 'taste life, taste furniture' (while I'm on the subject of furniture shops). Also the Dreamland guy that says 'tell 'em they're dreaming'.

- Cigarette butt bins on fire. Put it out first THEN put it in the bin.

Wow this is actually quite therapeutic.

[Old Gregg]

Victorians who think Melbourne > anywhere else.

Worse - Adelaideans that think anywhere else > Adelaide.

[Adrian]

-Everything

-Everyone

Think that about covers it.

[shinAUFC]

- People that whinge that there's nothing to do in Adelaide, yet have very few actual interests outside of going to the pub with mates, etc. Seriously, we've got it pretty good here.

- Going to a relatively trendy bar and finding that the entire beer selection is a bunch of very similar mass-produced lagers from around the world. If I have to pay over the odds for drinks, at least give me some variety.

People who have no idea how to walk, they walk slowly in a formation, stopping every so often in an effort to stop you getting anywhere.

Women who stop for a chat in the middle of the street whilst hundreds of people squeeze past, yet they don't think of fucking moving because they're a set of retards.

People who take 20 minutes to open the door when getting off/on the train/tram, they just stand there staring at the door until I say "for fucks sake".

Bar staff who are incapable of keeping track of who arrived at the bar in which order so some bint who's strutted up ends up getting served before you who's been waiting 10minutes, customers who don't point out other patrons who've been waiting longer than them.

Preachers, just because your life is an absolute waste don't try and make everybody else's.

Shopkeepers/ Bus Drivers/ Taxi Drivers etc. who don't have change, inform you of this as you're trying to pay and then just stare at you for a bit. What do you want me to do? Rip up my note into an approximate value? After a while they realise they do have change.

Man United fans.

LOL
allow me..

It does say on bus signs small notes and change only, how would you feel driving though port adelaide late at night carrying 20's and 50's , plus bus drivers only ever have $30 in change.

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I hate whingers ......oh thats all of you.. lol jks!

[Agostinho]

- Agressive charity collectors (this is terrible in Brisbane)

- People who don't know how to drive (especially on freeways). I don't care how fast or how slow you drive as long as you're in the appropriate lane.

- the dick measuring contest between Sydneysiders & Melbournites

[flavze]

internet forums.

[Agostinho]

apple farmers

[Mr. Happy]

- People that whinge that there's nothing to do in Adelaide, yet have very few actual interests outside of going to the pub with mates, etc. Seriously, we've got it pretty good here.

- Going to a relatively trendy bar and finding that the entire beer selection is a bunch of very similar mass-produced lagers from around the world. If I have to pay over the odds for drinks, at least give me some variety.

People who have no idea how to walk, they walk slowly in a formation, stopping every so often in an effort to stop you getting anywhere.

Women who stop for a chat in the middle of the street whilst hundreds of people squeeze past, yet they don't think of fucking moving because they're a set of retards.

People who take 20 minutes to open the door when getting off/on the train/tram, they just stand there staring at the door until I say "for fucks sake".

Bar staff who are incapable of keeping track of who arrived at the bar in which order so some bint who's strutted up ends up getting served before you who's been waiting 10minutes, customers who don't point out other patrons who've been waiting longer than them.

Preachers, just because your life is an absolute waste don't try and make everybody else's.

Shopkeepers/ Bus Drivers/ Taxi Drivers etc. who don't have change, inform you of this as you're trying to pay and then just stare at you for a bit. What do you want me to do? Rip up my note into an approximate value? After a while they realise they do have change.

Man United fans.

LOL
allow me..

It does say on bus signs small notes and change only, how would you feel driving though port adelaide late at night carrying 20's and 50's , plus bus drivers only ever have $30 in change.

.....................................................

I hate whingers ......oh thats all of you.. lol jks!

I'm doing them a favour, not the other way around, should be up to them to make sure they have enough change. Plus my taxi costs $50-$60 anyway so I'm going to be paying in notes.

[Stobes]

The fact I have to the dentist next week. Not keen at all!