fckn johnny-come-latelies can take it from our cold dead handsEveryone else has a derby. What are we playing for? Santos Head Offices ?
The Cooper Basin Cup.
We share a border. Maybe move the game to Birdsville. The marketing team at FFA can then come up with a fancy name for it. The losing side's state gets Birdsville. Return fixtures at the other end of the track, Marree (or maybe make it Innamincka for some real home-turf advantage).
I think I'm onto something here.
Torrential rain in Brisbane - pack the floaties and work on the long ball game